I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
Come here and stay here. Not because I asked you to, but because there is no other place you’d rather be. Do it because, every other place you were, before here, didn’t have me.
"I want to stay in this service."
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."
this post is my dream come true
babies with babies
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
If you’re lonely, bored, or unhappy, remember you are young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places.
I didn’t even try to love you, it just happened.
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
"I know that my track record is shit, but I really do love you."
"Yeah, well, I hate you."
"No you don’t."
"No. No, I don’t."
wow, I really need a hug.